![]() It isn’t going to be particularly exciting. ![]() It doesn’t matter whether you put it in a Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle with a sachet of mango sauce, or a mug with a PG Tips teabag. No matter what you put it in, Belle Delphine’s bath water is going to taste like…well, bath water. An unsettling taste was still there, and after receiving the temptation to try it in a Pot Noodle, I stopped myself and called it a day. Once steaming, I poured the concoction into a Cadbury’s Creme Egg mug and doused it with a spot of semi-skimmed milk. In an effort to protect the limited resource, I mixed Delphine’s bath water with tap water in the kettle, and waited for it to boil. ![]() Running out of ideas for a review of some 19-year-old British girl’s bath water, I decided to make a cup of tea. Rubbing the water on my skin – an act officially forbidden by the official Belle Delphine store – had no immediate side effects, besides making my arm smell like I’d just gotten out of a scented bath. It was normal enough to be drinkable if you were dehydrated in the Australian outback, dying of thirst, but too weird to drink with a ready meal at home. The water had a light, sweet candy-like taste with traces of salt, and my stomach started to hurt just a few minutes later. So, in the name of journalism, I decided to break my promise to Belle Delphine and test the product in ways which strayed from the official ‘for sentimental purposes only’ policy, in an effort to satisfy the public’s curiosity, of course.Īfter seeing claims on social media that over 50 Belle Delphine fans had contracted herpes after drinking her bath water, I nervously double-checked that these were indeed a hoax, before starting with the obvious area for review. Unfortunately, several of these appeared to be fake, including a video of one man who claimed the bath water smelled like ‘old Indian food,’ with the alleged official tubs looking wildly different to the actual sold product. Many YouTubers claimed to have received tubs of GamerGirl Bath Water over the past week, and made videos doing taste tests and even vaping the product. I could tell it wasn’t just tap water due to the murky appearance, and a strange smell which was emitted after breaking the seal that brought me close to gagging. The gold seal ensured that this tub of GamerGirl Bath Water remained untampered with, and the inclusion of a bonus Belle Delphine sticker helped alleviate any woes I had experienced in actually getting the product to my front door. Inside the cardboard box, encased in protective foam pellets, stood the tub – glistening in the summer sun, which poured through my lounge window. The postman handed me a bag, containing a discreet brown cardboard box – void of any markings, like when you order condoms from the internet. My tub of GamerGirl Bath Water was shipped that very evening, and arrived two days later. It was supposed to be for a review for a major publication, but it’s taking too long and the window for a review is closing.’ ‘If this hasn’t been sent yet, just refund me please. ![]() Lots of love.’Įven after waiving my rights to sue Delphine should drinking her bath water make me violently ill, days went by and I still hadn’t received any notice of shipping.īy this point, feeling rather fed up with the whole situation, I sent one final email to the Belle Delphine store. ‘Thank you so much for supporting me and my store. Sorry for the delay, Delphine continued, adding that she ‘was just really keen to get my bath water to you!’ I was also required to declare that I would ‘not hold Belle Store Ltd or Belle Delphine liable for any harm which may come to me as a result of my purchase.’ ![]()
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